Sometimes when no one is looking, I dance like I'm black. Only thing is secretly I'm black. Nobody knows about it until now. I just revealed it to the world. I'm so black.
Actually I'm not legit black, I'm so white it's crazy, but I'm stereotypically black. I like rap music, and watching basketball. I also enjoy fried chicken like that controversial KFC super bowl commercial made some kind of stereotypical jokes about. I like to dance really awesomely. Like legit, I dance like nobodies looking most of the time. Go ahead and ask all my band buddies they know exactly what I'm talking about. Especially the piccolo section they see all the "behind the scenes"
But beyond that I have nothing else to report, besides the fact that Janelle Monae and Nicki Minaj are FREAKIN AWESOME!!!